White Privilege

Dear White People,

  If you don't believe in the existence of white privilege and systematic, institutional racism, then you're clearly a racist. Because that means that you think we all start on a level playing field, and whites have no clear advantages.... But somehow white people are ahead in every single  aspect of life. Socially, economically, politically and geographically. They run all the major corporations, own all the land and they control all of the resources. Not to mention how they somehow manage to avoid prison although they commit the same crimes at the same rates, and sometimes at much higher rates  (rape, drug use, DUI). I guess it's because they're simply better than us at everything right?? I guess you think we're just lazy complainers who can't stop getting ourselves arrested and ruining our own lives right? We're just making all of this up because we want an excuse for being inferior to white folk right? 
Yeah... just admit it. You're a racist. You can't have it both ways. You can't claim that you aren't racist but not believe that there is a nefarious system that is holding us back and keeping us under you in every imaginable way. Especially when there's hard evidence for said system. (Cointelpro)
So which is it?

Single Ply

 It is my declaration that any nation which allows it's citizens the indignity of suffering through single ply toilet paper should be immediately sanctioned, invaded, and subsequently toppled. All infrastructure must then be immediately eradicated. The entirety of it's government (including any and all forms of legislators and enforcers) must be brought up on war crimes and put to death.  The same judgment goes for any corporations that will allow it's employees to endure single ply paper in it's bathrooms. These self serving and exploitative corporations should be subject to hostile takeover. Not only must all of the controlling interest in the company be taken, but it must be done in a manner that ensures all of it's board members and supervisors are left in permanent financial ruin for generations to come. Finally the companies that actually produce this heinous and atrocious product shall be sent to Guantanamo for a few hundred rounds of special advanced interrogation techniques developed throughout medieval times... These interrogations will continue until it is revealed who or what race of alien sadist have put them up to the destruction of joy across our planet. That is all. 

They system is working just fine.

Everyone who keeps saying the system failed us... Please understand this. The system did not fail us.. It worked exactly as it has been created to. The system has been rigged against us from the beginning. The system is rigged to preserve white property, to protect white entitlement, and to serve white advancement in Amerikkka. Please understand that I am not saying that every white person is racist, but the fact is that every white person benefits from racism in this nation. Every white person has the benefit of the doubt in any situation in which they are pitted against people of color. They are granted the luxury of having a police force on their side against danger, rather than a police force who is dangerous to them and their loved ones. Amerikkka has a perfect system of subjugation set up in which they've now made racism invisible. Many white people genuinely believe that racism is over because they no longer see the Klan, or Jim Crow laws on the books, but racism is just as prevalent as ever in the judicial system. People don't see that 40 years of a "drug war" (which has been waged exclusively on poor people of color) has taken our fathers out of our families, have made us unemployable, have taken our rights to vote, our rights to education, housing, and countless other governmental aid programs. Then on top of that we are deemed "suspicious" and a threat. Until people can look at the nation through realistic lenses, this will only continue. So no... They system isn't failing us.. it's working just fine. 

America The Boneheaded

So you don't think America is the dumbest country on earth? There is no civilized country on earth that would consider electing these tea party idiots but America.. Only Americans would cripple our own schools and send all our jobs overseas to make other countries rich while we starve. No other developed nation votes against our own interest like we Americans do.. Only we would be poor, struggling and underwater in our homes but want to elect people who will slash our benefits. Only Americans would vote against a single payer system when we're bring driven to the brink of bankruptcy by outlandish medical bills... Only we would believe the 911 story. Or the Iraq story.. Or ignore the science and facts about global warming the way we do... Only us.

My plans to better the future

Ok so I'm gunna start a cult.. all of you are to believe I did things humans are incapable of.. there will be no footage.. no witnesses.. in fact no proof whatsover.. then I will kill anyone who refuses to believe for thousands of years in what I will call.. hmmmm.. the crusades.. Then I will forcefully work my way into politics and cause hundreds of wars for the next 2000 years.. Aside from that, my employees will rape hundreds of children and not face a single bit of consequence.. And to top it all off.. I will set your moral standards for generations to come!!! Who's with me!?!?!?????