My plans to better the future

Ok so I'm gunna start a cult.. all of you are to believe I did things humans are incapable of.. there will be no footage.. no witnesses.. in fact no proof whatsover.. then I will kill anyone who refuses to believe for thousands of years in what I will call.. hmmmm.. the crusades.. Then I will forcefully work my way into politics and cause hundreds of wars for the next 2000 years.. Aside from that, my employees will rape hundreds of children and not face a single bit of consequence.. And to top it all off.. I will set your moral standards for generations to come!!! Who's with me!?!?!?????